Pooky and friends

Looks like I'm going to be anthropomorphised. Whatever, just feed me, snuggle me and clean my litter box and I'm all yours.

I try to get in between mum and whatever she seems to be focused on because, well I mean just look at me.

Cute.as.fuck.

amirite?

I love naps next to mum. She’s big and soft.

I can be a real little turd when mum’s not watching.

I’ve got a thing for shoes, not feet you sick perverts, SHOES.

And…… lights out.

Fighting with my sister is exhausting so we usually have a break and pretend we’re cool with each other.

When I called her a hoebag Pippa got really cranky.

My sister Pippa is a hoebag.

Well bugger me I forgot I had blue eyes when I was a baby.

Mummy rules, hope she doesn’t drop me though coz then I would have to lay the smack down on her.