Looks like I'm going to be anthropomorphised. Whatever, just feed me, snuggle me and clean my litter box and I'm all yours.
I try to get in between mum and whatever she seems to be focused on because, well I mean just look at me.
I love naps next to mum. She’s big and soft.
I can be a real little turd when mum’s not watching.
I’ve got a thing for shoes, not feet you sick perverts, SHOES.
And…… lights out.
Fighting with my sister is exhausting so we usually have a break and pretend we’re cool with each other.
When I called her a hoebag Pippa got really cranky.
My sister Pippa is a hoebag.
Well bugger me I forgot I had blue eyes when I was a baby.
Mummy rules, hope she doesn’t drop me though coz then I would have to lay the smack down on her.
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